Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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