I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
