i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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