College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Will exercising make me less horny?
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