How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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