what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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