The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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