is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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