I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize