I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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