I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Randomize
