plz talk dirty to me
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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