at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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