This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Randomize
