don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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