...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
there is glitter all over my balls
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