ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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