ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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