Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
