She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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