Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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