how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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