bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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