marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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