Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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