This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
the day after is always just damage control
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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