Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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