i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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