Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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