Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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