Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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