she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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