im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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