I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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