is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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