Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Randomize
