You work out of a Hotel?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Randomize
