I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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