I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
