what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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