i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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