Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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