Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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