what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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