This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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