So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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