I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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