Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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