Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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