Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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