thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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