It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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