Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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