She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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