my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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