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I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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