Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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