i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Randomize
