if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Screwed.edu
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you traded sex for a burrito?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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